Wednesday, April 23, 2014

(Source: sherlugia)

This woman called Laine works for a recruitment company and is responsible for a vast number of my employment rejection emails.

I am starting to feel that this relationship is very one-sided. I keep desperately contacting her company, and she keeps turning me down.

I bet she laughs about to me all my friends. Maybe I should start playing hard to get. If I don’t apply to the next few jobs she advertises, maybe she will start to panic. Start to think I found another job somewhere else.

That’ll show her.

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

(Source: tsunderestormss)

I can’t wait to lose some weigth!

I can’t wait to lose some weigth!

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

valerieparker:

domics:

montoya:

domics:

Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?

So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind. 

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NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT

chainsawnicorn:

I know I don’t have all of them. Shh.

chainsawnicorn:

I know I don’t have all of them. Shh.