"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
A 90 minute drive for a 10 minute preliminary job interview. Not fun.
But I was able to walk along the beach afterwards and watched a stingray swimming around the pier.
I was the only person on the beach wearing a suit. People are such slobs these days.
My follower count has fallen again after the brief spike from Rob Delaney reblogging that picture of me dressed as Po.
I’m sorry I didn’t live up to your expectations, new followers. I’m sorry that the person beneath the Po wasn’t the person you expected them to be. I hope you find the Po for you. We accept the Po we think we deserve.
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
People all over Tumblr saying “It’s a metaphor” and I don’t know what it’s a reference to.
Don’t explain it to me, Tumblr, just stop it. You’re not allowed to have fun that I don’t understand. Go back to doge or something. Or just talk about this pineapple