Friday, April 18, 2014

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

image

"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

image

"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

image

Thursday, April 17, 2014
science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

(Source: jake--from--statefarm)

A 90 minute drive for a 10 minute preliminary job interview. Not fun.

But I was able to walk along the beach afterwards and watched a stingray swimming around the pier.

I was the only person on the beach wearing a suit. People are such slobs these days.

My follower count has fallen again after the brief spike from Rob Delaney reblogging that picture of me dressed as Po.

I’m sorry I didn’t live up to your expectations, new followers. I’m sorry that the person beneath the Po wasn’t the person you expected them to be. I hope you find the Po for you. We accept the Po we think we deserve.

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

image

How I feel after waking up from naps.

image

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

extonics:

I DID A THING AND I’M NOT SORRY
I MEAN ARE YOU ALL READY FOR TOMORROW OR WHAT

most-awkward-moments:

TINKY WINKY

image

DIPSY

image

LALA

image

PO

image

TYRONE

image

(Source: babynanaii)

People all over Tumblr saying “It’s a metaphor” and I don’t know what it’s a reference to.

Don’t explain it to me, Tumblr, just stop it. You’re not allowed to have fun that I don’t understand. Go back to doge or something. Or just talk about this pineapple