jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone
wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try
tfw no gf
Anonymous said: just a reminder that you're amazing!!
just a reminder that i love you!!
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
Tonight was a weirdly warm night. It felt….Summer-y. So I listened to Summer-y songs on my nightly walk and for one brief hour it was like we weren’t in the middle of a horrible and cold and wet and foggy Melbourne Winter. It was like we were in the middle of a horrible and hot and sticky and painful Melbourne Summer.
Anonymous said: I want to die
BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!